Who says office paper shredders have to be used for work?  Here are several random ways that you can use a paper shredder.

To get over your ex.  Pictures, love notes, you name it — they all make great confetti.  Take that!
To hold your creditors at bay.  What bill?  I didn’t get any bill.  I don’t know [...]

Two years ago this week, my husband and I rescued a horse.  At the time he was only a yearling, and he had been severely neglected — he and his pregnant mother had been in a pasture all winter with no hay or grain, so she’d basically had to nurse him and carry another baby [...]