If you hate fun, don’t move into any apartments in Tampa. There is simply far too much to do. There are sports teams to visit, there are beaches to lie on, and there are oceans to swim in.

The weather is always perfect, somewhere between 65 and 95 degrees every day of the year. So perfect, in fact, that most people use their Tampa apartments for storage rather than for living, because they spend the majority of their day outside, enjoying the nice weather and the company of their friends.

For those that hate fun, this place is clearly not for you. Instead, move somewhere cold or gloomy - like a small town in Maine, for instance. That way you can avoid all the enjoyable weather and activities to do and bask in the glow of your own gloom. That way, you can avoid accidentally having a good time wherever you go. No one wants that. All joy brings is more disappointment.

So if you are trying to avoid having a good time, and if you want it to be cold and rainy the majority of the year, move somewhere else. The apartments in Tampa Florida are definitely not for you.